Welcome to the Official Website
of Loren Harms and StorytellerEntertainment.
I don't know if I can
keep up the energy for this little word to the wise (or if it's
actually necessary by the laws of thermodynamics and Sissy
Spacek) but I'll give it a go anywho.
Uhm, so... how yah doing. Good?
Well that's... great. Me? I'm good. How are
The most important thing this week is the
fact that I have "done up" the website a little and not the
children. Not that children are bad. They're quite
good in fact. Like little bottle rockets of joy.
But bottle rockets
are bad. Aren't they. They give you third degree
burns in your nethers for all to see and laugh at you while you
cry like a little girl and...
So, here are my pics
This is Loren Harms here talking to you
from a computer... somewhere. Out there. Beneath
the great blue sky. I won't bore you any more with my
Fievel impressions. I know, sad. But still.
This is the first time I have actually tried to edit my own
webpage, website, or significant other.
Not that I am trying
to edit a "significant other". I wouldn't do such a thing.
For that matter, I don't even have a "significant other".
Not that I wouldn't like an "other". Just not an "Other"
like in Lost... Then, again.
Did I mention that I
have had a stroke and was beaten over the head with a rare
species from the baboon family. No that is not true.
About the baboon, I mean. Not the stroke. The stroke
is true and...
So, here is to my